Hilarious Lookalikes 2014

It's Friday afternoon so have a look at these hilarious lookalikes and try telling me that they're NOT fucking hilarious.

Look at them!

NOW.

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Can you imagine if a cool French DJ opened up a collection of up-market supermarkets in areas like Putney, Richmond, Muswell Hill, Solihull, Park Hall and Balham? Can you imagine if the man who invented Waitrose started playing dark-house, punk-step, minimal, techno, acid and rare skiffle records in and around Europe? Imagine all of that and then look at this picture of 'Mr Waitrose', Wallace Wyndham Waite, next to a picture of Black Strobe's Ivan Smagghe. LOLoutLOUD!











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Did Maurice Fulton go back in time to 2008? Did he de-cool himself and create a FUCKING SHIT pop-rap group called The Rizzle Kicks with a Brighton Brit School kid or does he just look like the worst looking singer of a pair of ARSEHOLES who created the hip-hop sing-song group, The Rizzle Kicks? You tell me! ROFLOFL!




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It's funny how Resident Advisor put their RA Exchange up with Robert Henke at exactly the same time I realised that in approximately 2002 he was the SPIT of Tidy Boys DJ and 43 year old CEO of U-Explore, a company doing cool stuff with media to bring careers education screaming into the 21st-century. Funny how these things happen! PMSelfL!



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Fuck me! Have you ever seen David Dewaele and Robert Pires fuck up a penalty on the same north London football pitch? Have you ever heard Robert Pires and David Dewaele doing mash-up after mash-up whilst a procession of synchronised cool pop videos blur to the big room tunes on a MASSIVE screen behind them? No? Neither have I, and I don't think it's because David Dewaele is a DJ and Robert Pires is a retired footballer and the two would have no reason to ever work together like that! LTTLOKL!




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If you tilt your head back and squint, For Tet looks just like Snax. Honeymoon's over? LOL, I don't think so! RFLOMG!




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I'm bored now.

I'll definitely be back next week. MASSIVE QUESTIONS with Ian M will be there, as will plenty more dance music news and reviews. I used no effort today and knocked these hilarious lookalikes up in minutes but, unfortunately, I didn't have enough time and energy to trot across to Ran$om Note HQ to hand in this week's Tonka's Week. I'll be on there next Friday though, definitely.

Go on Ran$om Note today anyway. Believe it or not, it's still a good website even when I'm not there!

RAN$OM NOTE

Also have a look at Meoko, they usually have some good features.

MEOKO



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